Uh oh... looks like Sue's favorite tv and home decor personality is getting investigated for possible insider trading. Yes, Martha Stewart is having troubles with her billions and billions of dollars of Martha Stewart stock. It's a good thing.

In 'I think you've got late charges' news, someone returned a book a library in Halifax 74 years late. Not only that, but it was actually due at a library in Michigan.

And lastely, I'll leave you for your weekend to mull this one over: A BC speed skater was tackled by a naked man during a practice one night. Luckily the skater was able to identify the man as a 'white male.'

Martha Marth Martha... always Martha