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On hearing that it's Tim's 30th birthday:

David Brent (the boss): Things do change.  It could be worse. There's a neighbour of mine, Calvin, he's 32 and he still lives with his parents.
Tim Canterbury: I live with my parents.
Tim: Oh
David Well, dad isn't... dead.  He's in a home. So, as good as.
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