in Uncategorized

I Don't Know Why…

I received an email from [email protected] today. It reads:

Good afternoon. I don’t compete with other discus throwers. I compete with my own history. What??? What in the h-e-double-hockey-sticks does that mean?

Chris, searching for a place to purchase medication? No, not really. We have these things called Pharmacies that sell medication to me when I give them a piece of paper called money.

All the evolution we know of proceeds from the vague to the definite. Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age. Hahaha… that’s hilarious Most! You tell the best jokes!

We are able to ship worldwide. Ship what? Discus throwers?

Old things are always in good repute, present things in disfavor. Very good point. I’ll take that into consideration while I’m taking my crazy pills.