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# Follow Up:  Satan Responds to Pat Robertson
- URL: https://chrisenns.com/2010/01/follow-up-satan-responds-to-pat-robertson/
- Published: 2010-01-21T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2024-04-08T23:51:56.000Z
- Author: Chris Enns
- Tags: Uncategorized, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-04-08 17:47, #ichris

In a followup letter to [Pat Robertson](https://chrisenns.com/2010/01/14/christians-give-christians-a-bad-name/), the red-horned evil dude writes:

> Dear Pat Robertson,  
>  
> I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I'm all over that action. But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I'm no welcher.  
>  
> The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished. Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth -- glamor, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake.  
>  
> Haven't you seen "Crossroads"? Or "Damn Yankees"? If I had a thing going with Haiti, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox -- that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it -- I'm just saying: Not how I roll.  
>  
> You're doing great work, Pat, and I don't want to clip your wings -- just, come on, you're making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad.  
>  
> Keep blaming God. That's working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract.  
>  
> Best, Satan

*Via [StarTribune](https://www.startribune.com/opinion/letters/81595442.html?ref=chrisenns.com)*