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# I Don't Know Why...
- URL: https://chrisenns.com/2004/03/i-dont-know-why/
- Published: 2004-03-31T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2024-04-08T23:51:37.000Z
- Author: Chris Enns
- Tags: Uncategorized, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-04-08 17:47, #ichris

I received an email from most@blockauthor.com today. It reads:

**Good afternoon. I don't compete with other discus throwers. I compete with my own history.**   *What??? What in the h-e-double-hockey-sticks does that mean?*

**Chris, searching for a place to purchase medication?**   *No, not really. We have these things called Pharmacies that sell medication to me when I give them a piece of paper called money.*

**All the evolution we know of proceeds from the vague to the definite. Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age.**   *Hahaha... that's hilarious Most! You tell the best jokes!*

**We are able to ship worldwide.** *Ship what? Discus throwers?*

**Old things are always in good repute, present things in disfavor.**   *Very good point. I'll take that into consideration while I'm taking my crazy pills.*